"So, yeah." Gamzee put his hands in his lap. "Miracles are basically just little things that make you happy. Person, place, thing-doesn't matter." He stopped to think for a moment. "Like those human romance movies you like so much; those are miracles."
Karkat considered this, "Yea I guess your right on that one..... Will Smith is pretty... Miracle-ish..." He shrugged.
Gamzee smiled. "Yep. See, miracles happen to you, too," He punched Karkat's arm lightly.
"Yea..... But Will Smith's just bad ass like that." He laughed a little. "But isn't their bad miracles too?.... Like how I'm fuckin' shorter then everyone I've ever met, and smaller...... And how Nepeta fuckin' stalks me everywhere I go and tried to hook me up with people I'm not the least bit interested in. Now those are fucked up.." He said.
"Those wouldn't be considered miracles. Those are just things in life you have to accept and deal with. You're looking at this the wrong way. Think about good things that make you happy, not the things that annoy you."
"That's a toughy.." He blinked. "Romantic comedies are one......" He thought for a minute and scratched his head. "I guess your not that bad either... And your the only friend I have that doesn't get his balls all in a knot over me calling you a name or something... So I guess that's another." He chewed his bottom lip and thought some more.
"Uhhh..... Hmm... Most everything else annoys me.." He shrugged.
"Really? There's nothing else you really like?" Gamzee asked thoughtfully. "Any places you like? Like I said, a miracle can be anything. The carnival?" His face lit up a little at the mention of carnivals. "Or the beach, maybe."
"I burn too easily." Karkat said. "So fuck the beach.... The carnival sounds okay though.. They're not all that bad." He shrugged.
"Well, I know one miracle we can both agree on." Gamzee stated, getting up and running into the kitchen, bringing back two bottles of Faygo and passing him one. "Best damn stuff in the universe right there."
Karkat laughed a little and rolled his eyes.
"I knew I wouldn't be able to leave today without seeing one of your messed up bottles of Faygo.."
"Faygo's fuckin' magical." Gamzee's eyes widened as he suddenly got an idea, and he picked up one of his pies; then dumped the entire bottle over the top and stared. "Oh my fuckin' gawd.....this is probably the best motherfuckin' creation of all times since horns were made."
Karkat raised a brow, "Your fucked up dude..."
"You remind me every day." Gamzee said with a laugh.
"Well if I didn't no one would, and you would actually think you were normal.... Which your not.... So technically you would be lying to yourself, all in denial, sitting in the corner of the room high on Faygo and singing about miracles.." Karkat said.
"You can't get high off of soda!" Gamzee then stopped to rethink this. "Wait, can you?"
Karkat shrugged, "I don't know... Someone could put a drug in it so when someone else drank it they would get high... So technically you can.."
"That would make sense....but I don't think you can get high off the Faygo itself." Gamzee absently dipped a finger in his weird Faygo/pie concoction and licked it. "How the fuck did we go from miracles to getting high off soda?"
Karkat blinked and then laughed, "I have no idea.."
Gamzee laughed with him. "Man, we're some strange motherfuckers."
"We?... Nope I think that's just you." He smirked.
Gamzee responded to this by making a rude hand gesture at him.
Karkat snickered in his hand.
"Okay, I guess I'm pretty fucked up at times too.... I blame you though!" He laughed a little.
Gamzee punched his arm playfully. "Good, that means I'm doin' my job."
"Ow." He rubbed his arm a little and rolled his eyes.
"Damn I wish my job was that easy... I love fuckin' with people's minds.... I'm a mind fucker I guess.." He smirked.
"Okay, even I know that doesn't sound right." Gamzee laughed.
"I meant for it to sound that way." He smirked. "Although if I really get into deep thought about it... Fucking someone's brain is messed up on all levels... And how would that work?" He blinked, "Wait..... Fuck it. I don't wanna know.."
"Yeaaaah, not sure I wanna know either." Gamzee agreed.