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Sollux Captor sighed softly as he watched one of Karkat's dumb human romance movies with him. He huddled in the blanket and yawned; he was beyond bored by now, and wanted nothing more than to turn on a slasher flick and watch some dumbass humans get slaughtered like animals. He smirked at the thought, then looked over at Karkat. He was smiling a little and watching intently. Sollux had no idea whatsoever how the hell he was enjoying staring at people make out. "Hey, Karkle'th," He asked curiously, "Why do you like these 'thupid chick flick'th anyway?"
Karkat immediately glared daggers at him. "They are not stupid! They're amazing! And they're not chick flicks, they're for men and women!" He hugged his knees to his chest. "I don't know why I like them. I just do."
"'I don't know' i'th not an an'thwer." Sol responded cheekily. Karkat sighed. "You're a huge fuckass, you know that?"
Sollux grinned. "You remind me every day."
Karkat just glared at him. Then he sighed again and turned back to the tv. "I dunno. I guess I just.....envy the characters a little bit."
Sollux raised an eyebrow curiously. "You envy them? Why? They're just 'thupid human'th."
"No, not them," Karkat growled a little, trying to figure out how to explain his fascination with the movies to the other. On the screen, a couple kissed, and Karkat gestured to them. "That. That's what I'm jealous of. Those fuckass humans have matesprites they love. I want one, but....." Karkat sighed again and hugged his knees again. "I'm a fucking grouch. No one likes me like that."
Sollux said nothing to this-although it wasn't true. Not at all. He actually had a huge crush on his morial but was scared to say so. Karkat hid his face in his knees, mumbling about how that was fuckin' stupid, he shouldn't care about anyone else....
The movie slowly drew to an end. Karkat made a happy noise, sadness forgotten. "Alright, fuckass, your turn to pick a movie."
Sollux smirked and stood up to get his backpack, pulling out his sleeping bag and all the other shit he'd brought with him to Karkat's, until he found what he was looking for; a dvd called "killer clowns from outer space" which consisted of evil clowns that spun people into cotton candy. He'd been wanting to see it for a long time now and thought it would be fun to make Karkat sit through one of his movies, just like he always did when Karkat wanted to watch something.
He put it in the dvd player and sat back down next to the other. "Whatcha pick?" Karkat asked curiously. "Ju'tht a really awe'thome movie I've been wanting to watch since forever." Sol bounced a little in excitement. The movie started out with a huge gory slaughtering of innocent people; Karkat turned green, then let out a horrified squeak as a clown chopped a little girl in half; he threw himself into Sol's arms and hid his face in the other's chest.
Sollux jumped about a foot in the air, not expecting Karkat to cling to him like that, but almost immediately his surprise turned to amusement. "How i'th it you're 'thcared of a 'thilly movie when you've 'theen Gam 'thober?" He asked, watching in fascination as a clown turned the girl into a stick of cotton candy and handed her to a little boy.
"I can stop Gamzee from killing anyone just by patting his face, and we've been fucking morails for a long fuckin' time. This is just....."-He paused to glance briefly at the tv, only to borrow his face back into Sol's chest-"Ugh!"
"It'th not 'thcary," Sollux said, grinning. He gently ran his hand through Karkat's hair, brushing one of his little horns by accident. Karkat stiffened up and made a small noise; it sounded like a cross between a cat's purr and a pigeon coo. Then he looked up and glared viciously at Sollux. "DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING HORNS!!!!"
"Oh? Why not?" Sollux smirked, being the asshole that he was. "Bcau'the you get all cute?" He gently ran his finger up the horn closest to him. Karkat shivered and made that little purring-cooing noise again, sliding his eyes half-shut, then once again gave him a murderous look. "I'm gonna fucking kill you!!!!"
Sol simply rubbed his horn again, this time a bit harder, and smirked as Karkat turned as submissive as a kitten. "Well, that wa'th ea'thy."
Karkat growled. "Shut up......as soon as you stop.....I'm gonna......gonna......" He cut himself off with soft purrs that made his already pitiful threat seem even more pathetic. He tried really hard not to purr, but failed miserably. As soon as he stops, I'm going to fuckin' kill him, I'm going to fuckin' kill him.....He bit down on his bottom lip to keep from moaning.
Sollux continued smirking. "Thi'th i'th 'tho fun." It certainly was much more interesting than watching the movie, that was for sure. And it was defiantly way more fun. He brushed his lips gently over the horn.
This time, Karkat did moan, and pretty loudly. He quickly bit his lip to stop any more sounds from getting out. He couldn't stop the little whimpers from leaking out, however.
"S-Stoooop iiiiiiit....."
"What? And mi'th out on thi'th? I don't think 'tho." Sollux grinned and licked the tip of the horn. Karkat whimpered again and a shiver went down his spine. "Do that again." He demanded, almost begging. Sollux chuckled; this was turning out to be beyond entertaining. "What, you mean, thi'th?" He licked the tip again, smirking. Karkat curled in on himself and moaned, not bothering to try and stop it. Sollux took the entire horn into his mouth and sucked on it gently. Karkat made some adorable squeaking noises, clinging onto the yellowblood tightly, his fingernails digging into the other's sides slightly.
"You're 'tho fuckin' cute, karkle'th."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP." Karkat said tiredly. He panted a little from all the attention he was getting. Sollux sucked on his horn for a little longer, then let him go. Karkat looked at him with starry eyes. "Hey fuckass," he said softly.
"Yeah, k-"
Sollux didn't get to finished his sentence as he was pulled into a rough kiss. Karkat shoved his tongue into his mouth and kissed him hotly; all the bottled up feelings and anger bleeding through that one kiss. Sollux didn't know how to react at first, but then found himself kissing back just as roughly. After a moment Karkat pulled away, panting, and wiped spit off his face. Sol smirked again. "What wa'th that for?"
"I fuckin' felt like it, you dick." Karkat grouched, cuddling back up to him. He timidly looked over at the movie. "Can we please watch something else?"
Sollux smirked for the hundredth time. "Why, you don't like clown'th?"
"Not those ones." He looked at Sol pleadingly. Sollux laughed and messed his hair. "Fine." He got up and took the movie out. "What do you want to watch in'thtead?"
"TWILIGHT! FUCK YEAH!" Karkat shouted at an unnecessary loud volume. Sollux sighed. "Again?"
"Yes." Karkat grinned happily at him; Sollux rolled his eyes and put the movie in. As soon as he sat down Karkat snuggled up against him with a small "Fuck yeah". Sollux chuckled. Maybe the2e 2tupiid human romance moviie2 aren't 2o bad after all.
i know nothing about karkat except that he's grumpy as fuck ;__; don't stab me if he's not karkat-like D`:
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How the fuck does he like twilight?